Glass Pulpit Any Catholics Up For A Good Joke?

Any Catholics up for a good joke? - glass pulpit

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A new priest his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the bishop, as he had done.
Bishop replied: "If I am concerned about nervous on the pulpit, I have a glass of vodka next to the glass of water. When I start to get nervous, I take a drink.
Sunday, so the next time he took the advice of Mgr.
At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a sip.
We talked a storm.
Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:
1) Sip the vodka, I do not drink.
2) There are 10 commandments, not 12
3) It is 12 students, 10 did not.
4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5) Jacob bet his ass Do not put your ***.
6) do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late CJ
7) The Father, Son and Holy Spirit are not as Daddy, Junior and the spirit known.
8) David slew Goliath, he did not connect it to the mouth.
9) When David was hit by a rock and fell from his donkey, do not say that I was stoned his ***.
10) We are not talking about the cross as the "T. Great"
11) When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper, he said: "Take, eat out this is my body." He did not say "Eat me".
12) The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry.
13) The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub Dub, I thank you for the food, yes to God.
14) Next Sunday it attracts a competitive traction in St. Peter s is not a struggle to pull St. Pierre Taffy.